Oh WoW!! Yarn
No, despite my BEST EFFORTS I did not get the vest done in time to enter it into the fair. I knit & knit & knit all day and until after 9:30pm the night before it was due and came to the realization that, despite having spun more yarn, I was going to run out again with just inches to knit and further, the whole thing looked a bit incredibly wonky. The wonk-i-ness might be solved by a proper soak and blocking, but there wasn't time for that and so I went to bed, slept soundly, and put the vest in time out. It's still there . . . probably plotting to not be completed for fair time again NEXT year.
Since it's fall now, and since that is prime knitting time, I've taken a partial inventory of my yarn stash. Oh WoW! I have lots and lots of onesie and twosie skeins that are fit only for small projects--while those yarns make quite a mountain, they are not the subject of an oh WoW. The piles that evoke oh Wow-ness are those where the number of skeins of one type and color of yarn exceeds 10 and the yardage exceeds 1000 yards, or 1500 yards, or in one case 3000 yards. These piles are the sweater-worthy piles.
The sweater-worthy oh WoW yarn might have been purchased with a particular project in mind, but more likely because it was a good price. (or my favorite color, as most of it is green). I have spent hours days pouring over patterns and have assigned suitable patterns to each pile. So, right now I have 3 cardigans, a vest (or two) and a shawl assigned to the oh WoW yarn. I've documented the yarn/pattern pairings in several places so I won't get off track. Thus, I am FIRMLY committed to stopping the endless pattern search, going with what I've decided, and ACTUALLY knitting the stupid lovely sweaters. (the success of this plan is not hampered in the least by the fact that for the third Christmas in a row I'm knitting on the same sweater for Sister Daughter).
BUT, as I was writing this post I noticed a new book on the shelf: Top Down Sweaters. I cannot proceed with my plan until I have ruled out making any of those sweaters with the oh WoW yarn.